As Told by my Four Year Old

by Rose Elder

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It is pretty cute when I interview Alexander, my almost 5 year old son. He is such a smart cookie sometimes I forget he is only four. He talks like a little adult and often reasons better than me. But when I ask some personal questions his four year old innocence shines through.

How old am I?
35?
What is my favorite color?
Purple?
What is my favorite food?
Salad?
How tall am I?
(As he counts pointing at me) 19 feet tall
What shoe size do I wear?
Flip flops
What is my favorite TV show?
I dont know what grown ups watch actually… commercials?
What time do I wake up in the morning?
35 in the morning
What do I do while you’re at school?
You mostly go to Costco or Ikea and you take Nicholas for a walk.
What is my first name?
Rosé
What do you like best about me?
How you hug me (he knows how to charm me, I almost have to pay him to give me a hug)
How old is your dad?
900 or 090
What is Dad’s favorite sport to play?
Running?
What is Dad’s favorite food?
I don’t know mommy, that’s too hard for me
How strong is your Dad?
20 hundred strong
Where does your Dad work?
In his office
What is Dad’s favorite TV show?
That is way too hard. Soccer?
What is your favorite thing to do with Dad?
Cut the plants
How tall is your Dad?
900 feet tall
What do you like best about your Dad?
How he talks.
What is your Dad’s first name?
Adam or Daddy
How old is your brother?
2
How tall is Nicky?
12 feet tall
What is his fav food?
Applesauce
What is Nicholas fav tv show?
Blippi
At what time does Nicky wake up in the morning?
After two hours or one
What is Nicholas’ favorite game to play?
Tag, because it’s my favorite game to play

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